Thursday, December 27, 2012

Anti-Fear List

Abi and her ukelele and pineapples

Thinking of 6 impossible things before breakfast

Ben in steam punk goggles

Ceramic octopi

Singing Seasons of Love 3 years in a row in choir even though I hate Rent

Singing worship at the top pf my lungs

SNAP OFF

Aprils Christmas cookies that she uniquely decorated and named

Colored pens and journals

I CAN RHYME ALL THE TIME

Switzerland by Bison

My Dad does not think dinosaurs have ever existed

The memory I have of Felicia using YOLO correctly and in proper context

Ben putting his pipe through his gage

My Dad uses Chuck E. Cheese and Skrillex and substitute swear words

The gnome I gave to Mrs. Peirson is still in the choir room though I left West Ottawa a year ago

Truth and happiness go hand in hand

HOBBITS!!!


Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!
Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates -

Cut the cloth and tread the fat!
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
Pour the milk on the pantry floor!
Splash the wine on every door!

Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;
Pound them up with a thumping pole;
And when you've finished, if any are whole,
Send them down the hall to roll!

That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!
So, carefully! Carefully with the plates!







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